FGR: Fat Girls Rule!

10. Never ask a Fat Girl where she bought her clothes. Chances are she made them herself and she's very sensitive about the tent maker who provided her with the fabric.

9. Never stand between a Fat Girl and her food!

8. Never make a Fat Girl angry.

7. If a Fat Girl is in a karaoke contest and is the obvious winner, don't pick someone else just because you think they're more attractive and you stand a better chance of getting them into bed even though you're 40 and still live with your mother.

6. Fat Girls bow to NO ONE! (They might split their pants).

5. Do not taunt a Fat Girl - the repercussions of such an act could be fatal.

4. Just because a Girl is Fat doesn't mean she can't kick your ass.

3. Fat Girls possess superior intelligence (unless she's blonde, in which case you should refer to the best selling book "101 Blonde Jokes To Tell Your Dog While He's Licking Himself").

2. If a Fat Girl is ahead of you in line at the supermarket, DO NOT begin telling her about the fat content in her food. Doing so could prove hazardous to your own health.

1. Never EVER assume that, just because a Girl is Fat, she's desperate for love and/or sex. To do so could cause her to get VERY angry (refer to #8 above).