- you haven't seen your feet since George Bush Senior was in office.
- people mistake you as being about 15 months pregnant.
- even the handicap stall in the bathroom is too small.
- you have to take the front seat out of your car and sit in the back to drive.
- "All You Can Eat" buffet restaurants lock the doors when they see you coming.
- you have your own zip code.
- you have your groceries delivered... by a dump truck.
- the theatre makes you buy 3 tickets to see a movie.
- you wake up from a dream about eating Angel Food cake and discover your comforter is gone.
- you alone exceed the weight limit on an elevator.
- you stand in line to sit on Santa's lap and when he sees you coming he bursts in to tears.
- you can't clip your own toenails. (Actually, we were just reminded that it's hard for ANYONE - regardless of size - to clip their own toenails. Very good point!)
- you can't give yourself a bikini wax.
- you have a lifetime membership to Hershey's House Of Chocolate.
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