Deirdre's Top 10
Moments Of Not-Too-Horrible Acting On Melrose Place

Yes, the acting on this show is notoriously terrible. But there have been moments--not a whole lot, but still--where I realized, "Well, so and so's acting isn't too bad, for this show." I just couldn't bring up -any- for Andrew Shue, Brooke Langton, and quite a few more...I started running out of moments after about 7 or so, and had to really rack my brain for the last couple on the list. Oh well, we all know people don't watch Melrose for the acting...

  1. Lisa Rinna's acting in the scene where Peter dumps her at the altar wasn't bad. I actually felt kind of sorry for her when she ended up in a crumpled, broken heap on the floor of the wedding chapel, even though she deserved it.

  2. The scenes near the end of season 3 when Kimberly really started going nuts were pretty good, and caused some TV critics to refer to Marcia Cross as "the only cast member on Melrose Place who can act". The scene I remember being impressed by was when she first saw "Henry" in the mirror in her motel room, then after he went away she totally broke down, sliding down the wall and crying to herself, "Oh God, I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy, no..."

  3. Laura Leighton had a few moments that made me realize she had some talent. I started out hating her character and then feeling sympathy in a couple scenes. The first time I felt sorry for her was after she turned her first trick for the escort service, and tried to be friendly and talk to the john, who just brushed her off and left. Then she took a shower and started crying and scrubbing with the soap, obviously feeling like a slut.

  4. I also remember the scene where she finally gave in to Chris Marchette when he threatened to have Jake beaten beyond recognition if she didn't let him (Chris) sleep with her. I remember her sitting on the edge of the bed and sobbing quietly as she unbuttoned her suit, looking totally defeated.

  5. Oh yeah, and I felt sorry for her after Michael seduced her into signing some crappy divorce agreement and laughed at her, and she said calmly that she'd get him if it was the last thing she ever did. She looked and sounded like she totally hated his guts.

  6. Courtney Thorne-Smith's acting wasn't bad when Alison finally realized she'd have to go to rehab. I remember the scene where she ran away, then gave up and signed herself in was pretty good.

  7. Doug Savant wasn't bad, and played a gay man convincingly (unless the rumor about him really being gay I heard from a couple people is true, then I guess he wasn't acting).  One way or another, his acting was good, and he could have played him as swishy, but didn't. I thought he proved his acting skills in the storyline where he dates the closeted soap star, who has to marry so the female fans aren't turned off.

  8. Heather Locklear's acting has really improved through the seasons. She was good in the scene where she sees Peter screwing around with Taylor through the sliding glass doors of his condo. Her face just falls, and she looks so sad.

  9. Her acting wasn't bad either in the whole Jack Parezi plot. She really did look like she was terrified of him, and hated him.

  10. Daphne Zuniga had a few OK moments, especially when she goes to Kimberly's to get her baby, and Kimberly is telling her she doesn't know what she's talking about, and you can see her slowly start to panic. I remember too that the scene where Kimberly gets hysterical because Michael finally got fed up and went and gave Jo the baby back, and she runs out into the ocean screaming and crying. With most actresses on the show, they couldn't pull it off, without making you laugh till you peed your pants, but Marcia Cross actually made it credible, when the script was completely stupid.

-Kitten With a Whip


Blow-By-Blow Synopsis | Features & Information | Melrose Space Family | Message Board
Chat Room | Spoilers | Other MP Web Sites | Mailing List | Contact Us

©1999-2001 Mojholio Creations