Deirdre's Top 10
Classic Amanda Woodward Lines

And now, for a list that speaks for itself...

  1. "Get up you crazy bitch! Do you hear me, I will MAKE you remember!"

  2. Billy: "You're unbeleivable" Amanda: "So I've been told." (it was the way she said it)

  3. "Have all the demons of Hell come to torment me?"

  4. Michael: "Are you decent?" Amanda: "That's a matter of opinion."

  5. "I was stabbed with a hypodermic, almost cut open, badly treated for my cancer, and sexually harrassed. As far as I'm concerned, all the doctors who treated me should have their licenses taken away. And if you don't revoke Dr. Burns' license, I will not only sue Wilshire Memorial, but I'll sue each and every board member in this room for reckless endangerment. Now if that's all, I have a wedding to attend."

  6. Jake: "One minute you're ready to evict me, the next minute you want to..." Amanda: "--practically rape you? Call me unpredictable."

  7. When Billy said that all the girls he'd been to bed with wore pajamas and t-shirts: "Well, you're with a woman now."

  8. After "accidentally" spilling wine all over Sydney's white dress, which is the same one she wore to a party: "Oh, I'm so clumsy."

  9. After rejecting Michael's engagement ring: "And for the record, I'd never accept anything less than 3 carats."

  10. "My first instinct was to fire you as well. But on reflection, I realized that was way too easy. No, Allison, I'm going to do you the way you did me. And when I'm done, all that you'll be left with is that proverbial wish that you'd never been born."

-Kitten With a Whip


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