• Michael playfully grabbing Peter's ass as they were leaving the apartment complex? Also, Jack Wagner looking like he really didn't expect it?
• The Santas didn't take Amanda's ring?
• In the police station, Ryan sort of blowing into the woman's ear who was fingerprinting him? (That's really gonna help)
• When the guys with fezes (sp) were in line waiting for their phone call, and the hooker was behind them, Michael was checking out her ass?
• The hooker coming onto Peter was a cross-dresser?
• Amanda had Kyle's Santa belt around her neck when they came home?
• The thought of "making love to Santa Clause" is pretty gross?
• Kelly Rutherford is slightly cross-eyed?
• Jane was painting that plate when Michael came and tried to make up with her, and Josie Bissett owns "The Paint Bar" which is a paint-your-own pottery shop in Bellevue Square (by Seattle, where I live)? Did you know that they held a auction at the store hosted by Josie and Rob to auction off items donated by the cast, and I missed the f$%&kin' thing because I didn't read about it till the next day? I did get to go to the store at one point before this though, and get to see all the items painted and donated by the cast. This is probably the closest I will get to a cast member of Melrose.
• At certain angles, Jack Wagner sort of vaguely resembles David Bowie? Similar bone structure, same hooded eyes.
• Eve making 2 unusually (even for her) stupid mistakes when she 1. did not look through the peephole before she opened the door to reveal the perverted prison guard and 2. it might have been ok if she hadn't hissed, "My husband doesn't know I was in prison and he CAN'T KNOW!"
• The tree was delivered with a stand?
• When Jane and Michael were at court: if they "just caught" the Santa Gang, wouldn't they be taken into a police station first? As opposed to a courthouse?
• The "amusingly cantankerous judge" was more abrasive than amusing and acted like he had forgotten to take his medication? ("The Most Annoying Judge in the World" is the way my spouse put it)
• That he said he was giving them 10 seconds to write down their answers, but only gave them 7?
• The "What the f--k?" look the 2 lawyers gave each other when the judge was rambling on about Jeopardy?
• Jane called the judge "sir" instead of "your honor"?
• He told them "Merry Christmas" but had a Star of David candle?
• When Kyle is drunk, he always has a 5 o clock shadow?
• Kyle is lucky he didn't get a DUI while driving over to beat the crap out of the prison dude?
• Those looked more like night-caps than Santa caps Michael and Jane were wearing while passing out toys? Well, Jane's looked more like a beret.
• If the antidepressants Peter prescribed for Kyle are the prescription drugs that Soap Opera Digest says he's going to get hooked on, that it is almost imossible to abuse antidepressants, or get a buzz from them? Also, he only gave him 3 weeks worth (maybe it was 2) and they take at least that long to kick in? Also, it wasn't real smart for Peter to prescribe them to someone who has a drinking problem?
• Megan told Ryan they were "having an orgy" which usually denotes more than 2 people?
• Christmas night after work is a little late to be decorating the tree?
• Kyle is acting more like Peter told him he had an inoperable brain tumor and 1 month to live than like Peter told him he was infertile?
• Regarding the FOX promo they showed before scenes from the next MP, that it is not a major revelation that Bigfoot and the Alien Autopsy were in fact hoaxes? ("Hoaxes Revealed!")

-Kitten With a Whip