In fair Beverly Hills, a boy did reign.
Davey Silver was his name.
From far and wide the girls did speed
For they'd heard of Davey's bedroom deeds.
Donna Martin, with golden hair,
the first into our David's lair.
Virgins we, the couple swore...
Til a girl named Ariel walked thru the door.
Claire was next, then some fox named Malone.
Sophie and David took it all the way home.
Denise was fun, and Carol too.
Claudia couldn't get her green card - that made poor David blue.
Don't forget Katie, sex addict she
And Robin, who hated his radio personality.
Marta the artist, wasn't she fun?
And Gina Kincaid - Oh number one!! (I'll second that)
One stop was left - her name was Camille.
We thought it might last, but, c'mon guys, get real.
There was only one dame: her name's Donna - she's fine!
My God, Silver - it's about time....
--transcribed by Anthony
