Weasel Boy Weekly - September 21, 1998

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September 21, 1998

Sing Along With Weasel Boy

OK Kids.. it's fun.. it's INTERACTIVE.... it's challenging for anybody under the age of 35, but Since Shirley Jones can go to Melrose, Melrose can go to OKLAHOMA!

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "I'm Just a girl who can't say no"

I'm just a girl who was a ho
My Mother says she don't care
When Daddy found out he fell right down
Now he just sits in that chair

But Mommy's oh so quite forgiving
And she says she loves me still
I heard her say three special words to Daddy
Not "I love you", silly Billy*, "SIGN THE WILL!"

I'm just a girl who was a ho
My Mother's of her tree
She thinks I'm gonna stay at home
(I'd rather live with Shaun Cassidy)**

*Yes, I know Billy's gone, but that doesn't mean we can't be mean now and then.

**Yes, I know it was David Cassidy and not Shaun Cassidy on the Partridge Family. It's just funnier to take shots at Shaun.

hugs and dishes,
WB