for
October 5, 1998
Wait 'Til The Bitch Hears This... or "Stuff Even Amanda Doesn't Know"
"WAIT TIL THE BITCH HEARS THIS....", she says, her high heels clicking
against the floor as she stomps up to her... Just makes you wonder what
would happen if Amanda knew all the other secrets Matt left out of his
little tell all book... things like:
- Amandas hair dresser charges her for an expensive salon conditioner, but just uses "PERT PLUS"
- Dr. Peter likes to eat OREOS in the nude every morning
- Michael Mancini's real last name is actually Finklemeister.
- Jane dyes her hair. With an over the counter colour.*
- It's not an act. Kyle really IS that dumb.
- Alison used to wait until Amanda went home, then rolled around naked on the floor of her office.
- Billy used to watch.
- Sean Lennon admits he gets all his talent from his mother.
hugs and dishes
WB
*no, I didn't spell colour wrong. I'm Canadian, and that's how we spell it.
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