Weasel Boy Weekly - October 26, 1998

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October 26, 1998

Other Come On Lines For Quick Sex

So poor old Eve just doesn't get it. You can't just jump on a guy and expect him to put out just like that. A guy is like a beer. Pour it right, and you'll always get the perfect head, but if you shake it up too much, it'll just explode in your face. However, being the former ditch pig that I am, I have put together a few come on lines that worked for other Melrose women and will certainly work for Eve.

Lexi's direct approach of "I hear they have good room service, and if we're lucky, we'll even get to eat it" worked just like a charm.

Jane did very well with "You'd better rise to the occasion"

Amanda scored with "Make love to me".

and if THOSE don't work how about...

"You'll have clearer skin"
"My agent knows Tori Spelling"
"Only my hairdresser knows for sure. You want to know too?"
"I can get you an aparment that Amanda can't see into through the windows"
"I bet you're even better than Jake"
"I promise not to play any more Sean Lennon records"
"Yes, Billy, I think you're VERY smart"
"Wanna see where the liposuctionist hit me with the axe?"

or, in the case of Matt
"I'm terminally ill and trying to kill my wife"

and if none of those work it's only a few years until you can say "F*%k me" on American television, too.

hugs and dishes
WB