WBW - February 5, 1996

Weasel Boy Weekly
for
February 5, 1996

Sing Along With Weasel Boy

(Sung to the tune of "Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead"):

	DING DONG, BROOKE IS DEAD
	FELL IN THE POOL
	AND BUMPED HER HEAD
	DING DONG, THE FRIGID BITCH IS DEAD

(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It"):

	DR MICHAEL SAVED A PSYCHO (HIS EX-WIFE)
	AS SHE DROVE ANOTHER PSYCHO WITH A KNIFE
	THROUGH THE STREETS OF L.A. TURNING
	CRASH BOOM BANG
	THE CAR WAS BURNING
	AND HE SAVED THE SCREWED UP PYRO-LADY'S LIFE

(Sung to the tune of "Vogue" by Madonna):

	LOOK AROUND.. EVERY WHERE YOU TURN, THERE'S SYDNEY
	SHE'S EVERYWHERE THAT YOU GO
	AT THE PARTY
	IN A DRESS JUST LIKE AMANDA'S
	BUT WITH A STAIN ON THE CHEST
	IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE THAT YOU'RE SCREWING THE BLONDE
	YOU'LL SLEEP WITH HER IN THE END
	SHE GOT HIRED BY THIS SHIFTY OLD MAN
	WHO WANTS TO BREAK YOU UP
	AND SLEEP WITH YOUR LAWYER (you know it)

	(CHORUS)

	WHAT A HO
	SEE HER MAKING EYES AT THE MOBSTER
	HEY HEY HEY
	WHAT A HO
	(the only thing that rhymes here is lobster,
         so i'm gonna stop)

(Sung to the tune of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana):

	WHAT IS THIS HISSY FIT ABOUT
	WHY DO YOU WANT ALAN TO COME OUT
	HIS JOB'S AT RISK BUT DO YOU CARE?
	(AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THAT FLUFFY HAIR)

	DON'T KNOW DON'T KNOW DON'T KNOW DON'T KNOW

	DUMP THE ACTOR AND MAKE HIM CRY
	GO TO WORK AND SCREW THE NEW GUY
	HE'S MUCH CUTER AND LIKES TO DANCE
	SO GET YOURSELF INTO HIS PANTS

	YEAH

LATER..