Weasel Boy Weekly
for
February 19, 1996

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

Ok.. according to Alan, hugging a man means you're all over him, but marrying a woman is no big deal

If somebody tries to kill you by A)throwing a lamp in your bath or B) trying to perform illegal surgery on you, it's no big deal

Having your psycho ex-wife come back from the dead is no big deal

Going through your brief case and looking at top secret documents is no big deal

If you try to kill somebody by blowing up the building they own/live in with them still inside, it's not such a big deal that you won't go to their wedding

Forgeting to mention to your ex-girlfriend that her new boyfriend's father ruined your father and made him kill himself is no big deal...

BUT....!!!

Copying ugly clothes is a REALLY BIG DEAL

Coming up with a good idea at the last moment is a REALLY BIG DEAL

Asking a friend to go bowling is a REALLY BIG DEAL

Allowing your ex-wife to be your secretary while dating another ex-wife is a REALLY BIG DEAL

Forgetting to "hold the peas" is a REALLY BIG DEAL

Inviting a big breasted has-been from the seventies is a REALLY BIG DEAL

oh, wait.. that hasn't happened yet has it?

oh well..

until next week...

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