WBW - March 11, 1996

Weasel Boy Weekly
for
March 11, 1996

SING ALONG WITH WEASEL BOY 2 -
Sexual Dis-FUNK-tion

(insert hip hop loop, and Rap over it..)

T'was evening at Wilshire
and all through the halls
searched Amanda and Alycia
To bust Peters Balls

Now Jo's threatened Jane
That black mailing bitch
Cuz she misses the humpin'
with that closet-case, RICH

Kimmy Grabbed Michael,
He pounded her pouch
But when Betsy Took over
She Bonne Fired the couch

Mike should watch out
and to Betsy be nice
cuz she took out a knife
and almost gave him THE SLICE!

Matt was glad to see David..
"what's that in yer pocket?"
(If I got with him,
I'd go off like a rocket)

Jake's now in trouble
it's all Richards doing
Jane's gonna kill him
And the Brunette he was screwing

Sydney this week has
stopped wearing the florals
she's also now the only one
with good morals

She bailed out our Bobby
who this week was jailed
I know behind bars
that big boy would get nailed

I thank you my friends
for taking a peek
at my rap song..
I'll steal a line from last week

The Scenes have been shot
And the lines have been read
Let's thank Aaron Spelling
that BROOKE IS STILL DEAD!!