WBW - March 18, 1996

Weasel Boy Weekly
for
March 18, 1996

Stop the voices in my head...

I'm sorry I'm late this week.

I've not been sleeping... I just lie there and hear the voices in my head.. taunting me...they won't leave me alone..

they keep saying..

"Fifty Bucks Extra, and I'll Jump Jane's bones"

DEAR GOD... MATT CAN'T EVEN GET KISSED ON THE CHEEK!!!

and then they say..

"I'm tired of peanut butter and Jelly .. I want SSSSStyle in my life"

I want plausable heterosexuals to play heterosexuals.

"You are a putrid excuse for a human being!"

Go girl, but why didn't you say "Heterosexual"?

"If these pictures get out, career will be over"

Julie Newmar has a career? I mean there was that cameo in the Wong Foo movie, but CAREER? girlfriend... we saw you on "BATMAN"... if you still had a career after THAT, you'd survive anything.

"I lie and I'm proud"

I'm sure he meant "I get laid and I'm proud"... but idn't he already screw her? Am I halucinating again?

Then Kimberly/Rita/Betsy said,

"I'm going completely and utterly insane again"

excuse me.... GOING????!!!!

however... I'm feeling much better now... I just woke up this morning and said to the voices,

"you're fired, bitch"

and they went away.

Thanks, Jane... Thanks for saying what we've all been wanting to say... it's just that it should have been to Loni Anderson, and you should have waited about three weeks before saying it.

hugs.. toodles.. all that Jazz...