Weasel Boy Weekly Weasel Boy Weekly
for
April 1, 1996

 

Attack of the Horny Old Bitty

(sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald")

Dr. Peter was a Judge

e i e i o

and at the pool he met a cow

e i e i o

with a boob job here
and a gut tuck there

here a nip there a tuck
everywhere a nip/tuck

Dr. Peter met a cow

e i e i o

Poor old Matt had just one scene

e i e i o

and in this scene he said, "that sucks"

e i e i o

with a slurp slurp here
and a spurt spurt there

Poor old Matt got dumped by what's his name...

e i e i o

Billy got his brains f**ked out

e i e i o

I guess it didn't take too long

e i e i o

with a bimbo here and
shower there

here a slut there a slut
everywhere a loose slut

Billy got his brains f**ked out

e i e i o

btw.. my friend Obadiah noticed that Loni wasn't the only WKRP person on the episode...

the lead singer from the British Punk Band "scum of the earth" is now sitting pretty as Amanda's new Boss...

I wonder when Les will show up...or with Loni is there already one too many silver sows?

hugs and dishes..

WEASEL BOY

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