WBW - April 15, 1996

Weasel Boy Weekly
for
April 15, 1996

Top 10 Reasons We Haven't Seen
Matt Kiss A Guy Yet

I decided that this is one of my better ones, but not alot of people have read it, so I thought I'd re-run it, and add some timely embelishments..

Richard Simmons was too busy doing Regis and Kathy Lee
Make up artists haven't been able to find his lips yet
Aaron Spelling hasn't been able to talk FOX into allowing sexual promiscuity onto the airwaves
Tori Spelling would get grossed out
Billy's best man ruined him for other guys
Jason Beghe (aka Jeffrey) threatened to slip him the tongue
Patrick Muldoon scared Doug Savant when he offered him lessons
Balancing it with equal time on TV would mean more Tammy-Faye Baker sing-alongs
Grant Show kept fogging up the lens
We don't know it yet, but Matt is actually a woman.

NEXT WEEK- stay tuned for the top ten ways they get Loni's ass into that sock she wears and calls a dress!