Weasel Boy Weekly
for
April 29, 1996

Blowin' in the Wind or "me, my daughter... whatever.."

Michael lay on the floor, after a nasty blow to the head, while Kimberly, after a blown mental gasket tried to make the place look like a cyclone had blown through the room, to cover up the fact that she's blown the psycho doctor thing.

Matt tried to get Jo to blow his Professor so he wouldn't blow the course, not thinking that he could most likely do it himself. "you scratch my back, and I'll scratch your's" he said.... THAT I'd like to see...

Loni Anderson aka the Joker, after countless blown plastic surgeries has accepted the offers of Amanda, and her daughter got some sort of cushy job pluging some product... I hope for Peter's sake she doesn't blow it.

Sydney blew it with Bobby, cuz she was watching people getting blown on video when he walked in, but it didn't really matter, cuz with a little tap of a golf club, Bobby did his best Peter Pan impression and flew out the window to his death. I was sort of hopeing that was Richard ... I want to test the theory that fairies really can fly.

Loni, by the way, it seems has blown her chance of ever returning to televison, cuz we here at alt.tv.mp hated her so much. let's all celebrate by blowing whistles at midnight. PTTHHPPTHH!

Alycia dropped her phone and taught us all a lesson in road safety: Don't hunt around on the floor of your car while driving down the highway. you'll hit a truch, and your car will blow up.... she had blue eyes.... one blew left, one blew right...

Well , that's it for me this week....hope you all have a glorious week, and remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look while you're doing it.

Hugs and dishes,

your friendly neighborhood Weasel Boy

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