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May 6, 1996

 

The Plastic Surgery check list..

ok.. I've been watching for a while, checking out the whole thing... and I've come up with..

WEASEL BOY'S PLASTIC SURGERY DO AND DON'T LIST!!!!

Never listen to your former son-in-law and have the fat sucked out of your ass and injected into your head, then have your eyebrows removed and painted back on... you may look like a nurse in a psyche ward, but there's not alot of work for psyche ward nurses anymore.

Don't have the fat sucked out of your ass and injected into your lips, then surround them with alot of lip liner... it gives you a speach impedement and when you say "you slept with my daughter!" it sounds more like "you slpppttthh wittpph my dauppter" and you won't work alot.

Don't have so much lipo-suction that the seams on your implants show under your skin. it's not a turn on.

Don't get more than one face lift per week. scar tissue builds up around your ears and when people tell you your a mess, you think they're saying you look good in a REALLY tight dress.

when in doubt, shave your head.

hugs and dishes,

Weasel Boy

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